Anal Sex | Neighbor | School and Work | Mother-in-Law | Step-Mom | Friend's Mom | Masturbation

Be with your MILF on Mother's Day

If you’re involved with a sexy older woman, if you’re lucky enough to have a MILF all your own, then you’re well aware that Mother’s Day is fast approaching. Of course, you’ll want to do something memorable with your MILF on this special day. There’s just one problem, one obstacle that could get in the way of your MILF romancing: her family. Since she’s their Mom, they’ll think they have dibs on her for Mother’s Day, and aren’t likely to understand or honor your unique relationship. Here are some things you can do to guarantee that you get the quality time you want with your MILF on Mom’s Day.

Get Her Out of Town

The best way to get time alone with your MILF is to physically separate her from the rest of the family. Get her as far away from them as possible. Book a cruise, a weekend getaway, or a flight to the Bahamas if you can afford it. The more luxurious you make the offer, the harder it will be for her to turn down. You know she’d prefer sex on the beach to Sunday brunch anyway.

Have her tell her family that she’s going to be going on a solo retreat to get some well-deserved and much-needed “me time”. That way, you might even be able to get them to unwittingly kick in a few bucks to your vacation fund.

If you can’t entice her into running off with you or she has resistance to the idea, try playing the guilt card. Tell her it’s the only time you’ll be able to see her because of your school or work schedule. Tell her that you already bought the tickets and booked the hotel and it’s nonrefundable. Besides, she spends every day of the year with her stupid family.

Cause Confusion

Find out what her family has planned to do for Mother’s Day, and then do everything you can to thwart their plans by creating confusion and throwing a monkey wrench in things. Start by mixing up the dates. Every time you talk to your MILF or one of her family members, ask them what they’re doing for Mother’s Day next weekend. Keep insisting that Mother’s Day is always the second Sunday in May, and say it with such conviction that they start to doubt their own calendar.

Find out what restaurant they’ve made brunch or dinner reservations at. Then call her or her family, pretending to be the manager of the restaurant, and say that there’s been a mistake and they’re overbooked, and can they come later…much later. Then sneak off with your MILF for a quickie in the meantime.

Create a Distraction

Along the same lines, creating general mayhem can allow you the opportunity to whisk your MILF away for a rendezvous. Whatever car they’re going to take to go to brunch, let the air out of the tires. Better do this to all the family cars, just to be sure.

Or fake an emergency. Grandma having a heart attack is a good scenario, but probably too difficult to pull off. You could conspire with her to arrange to have an “accident,” then have her tell her family that she needs to rush a “really good friend” to the hospital. Or call and pretend to be someone from her work, saying there’s an urgent matter that needs her immediate attention.

Wait Until Dark

You may have to just let your MILF’s family have her for the day, and do their traditional brunch or whatever. But that means that the night is all yours. Get reservations at a nice restaurant, maybe even book a hotel room for sex. Hopefully your MILF is divorced or a single mom, so you won’t have to worry about competing with her husband for this time. If her kids are young, and you’re taking her out for a night on the town for Mother’s Day, it’s good form to offer to pay for the sitter.

You Can’t Beat Them…

Although this is less than ideal, if you simply can’t schedule any time alone with your MILF on Mom’s Day, you might just have to invite yourself along for the family outing. The key, of course, is to be discreet. Frenching her in front of relatives is definitely out. But a well-placed caress, pat on the knee, or hand at the small of her back as you go through a doorway will probably go unnoticed. Sit next to her at the table so you can rub your leg up against hers and sneak your fingers up her thigh under the tablecloth. Or sit directly across from her so you can make hard eye contact and play footsies. Just make sure it’s her foot you’ve got. If you’re really daring, slip your foot out of your shoe and use it to massage her crotch.

If anyone questions what your relationship to her is, just tell them that she’s “like a mother” to you. Use the time to ingratiate yourself to the rest of the family so they’ll like you and view your relationship with her as innocent. This will allow you to get time alone with your MILF more easily in the future without her family suspecting anything. As an added benefit, the restraint that you’ll have to exercise while spending the day with her and her family, holding your desire for your MILF in check, will just make the release all the more sweet when you finally get her behind closed doors.

Anal Sex | Neighbor | School and Work | Mother-in-Law | Step-Mom | Friend's Mom | Masturbation

Share your MILF sex stories and experiences:
 

Name (optional):
Location:
Email (optional)::
My story:

Copyright 2006, MILF-Sex-Stories.com